You’ll recall that last year Motley Crue signed a legally-binding paper that’s regarded as assurance they will never tour again, once the current final leg is over.
Given that Alice Cooper joins ’em on the road, he’s been pondering how he can help put a fork in it for them and says that for the final show, he can kill off all four members of Motley Crue, figuratively, using his legendary smoke and mirrors act of depravity known as the guillotine – make that four guillotines. Alice adds it would be “Floomp! Done! Auction off the heads on stakes.”