If you’ve ever had the feeling that Justin Bieber is not quite human, you may be right. There are those who (allegedly) honestly believe he’s one of David Icke‘s creatures: a shape-shifting alien reptile that’s part of an invading civilization here to enslave us all.
There are witnesses, too. Back in March, we had this story: “Hundreds of Fans Claim They Saw Justin Bieber Turn into a Giant Reptile.” According to anonymous sources, the Biebs was a little careless with his physical form at the airport in Perth and turned into a lizard in public. Naturally, there are no pictures of the event because a bodyguard threatened everyone who had their cell phones out and every one of the “hundreds” of people complied.
This story just won’t go away. Rolling Stone follows up:
Not that this was the first time Bieber has been accused of being part-reptile. In 2014, The Daily Dot published a story about the pop star’s arrest that year, with a video of Bieber looking glum in court. Eagle-eyed fans noticed something strange about the way the sleepy-eyed singer blinked in the video, claiming that he was blinking the way only a lizard can. The clip has more than three million views.
And Justin Bieber isn’t the only famous person who’s been accused of being a reptilian. Other very prominent individuals have been labeled lizard people in the past as well, people like Bill and Hillary Clinton, Barack Obama, Mark Zuckerberg, Bob Hope and Queen Elizabeth. The idea behind this theory is that flesh-eating, shape-shifting extraterrestrial reptilian humanoids were sent here to earth to enslave the human race (hence the focus on famous, powerful individuals), and these were the ones we got.
Fantastic. Please be careful out there. Just in case, you know?